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so
were the animators and writers of this episode
on crack or something
because
you would either have to be so high to write this fucking episode
or just so bored
they thought
“hey, why don’t we just break the fourth wall of animating”
because I mean
just—
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myaminalcackers asked: Can I just SLAP the shit out of that bitch & call her a stupid slut!?! I mean... Yea.. I'm not gonna life, I've cheated before but what she did was loooowwwwwwww
Feel free. Wouldn’t bother me at all.
myaminalcackers asked: What's your biggest regret in life?
My biggest regrets. That’s a hard yet simple question for me, maybe more uncomfortable than hard. I guess I have 2 that really stand out.
The 1st may seem cold but it’s only after everything that happened. I wish I never dated my 1st girlfriend. I’ll explain why. We had a long distance relationship that lasted 4 years, which is well & fine. Except, for the entire last year of the relationship she was cheating on me, with a guy older than both her parents. Yes, I threw up when I found out too. I found out, after I gave up my entire life here in Florida, to move all the way to Michigan. Turning a 2 day drive to see her to a 2 hour drive tops to see her. I gave up 2 jobs, my family, my friends, basically my entire life. After I moved up there & found out, but before I moved back home, I started getting panic attacks for the 1st time in my life, I got an ulcer, & I lost all of what little money I had to try & make our relationship work. I regret the relationship, not entirely because of the cheating, but because I lost my virginity to her. I thought I meant something to her, but every word out of her mouth was a lie, & I fucking believed them all. I moved on from her bullshit eventually, got another girlfriend, for a time, but I’m totally past her. I can even laugh about some of it. The guy she was cheating on me with; You know the old guy? Well he’s a divorcee, a delivery boy, & lives in his parents basement. Remember he’s over 40. He thought I was a loser. Well he started stalking her, broke into her aunt’s house where she was house sitting, assaulted her, & got a restraining order against him. Congratulations, that’s the guy you chose to be with. Excuse me whilst I laugh heartily. Ha ha. I don’t talk to her anymore at all. I just got tired of all her emotional, manipulative, bullshit. But, like I said before, what I regret the most out of all of it, was that I gave her my virginity. That, above all else, is my biggest regret.
Now the 2nd thing I regret is more complicated, at least to me. I regret my emotional state. Long story time. Sometime in elementary school, I don’t remember what year. I decided to tell this girl I really liked, that I well, liked her. Her response was to pretend to throw up & have the entire lunch room laugh at me. That 1 moment gave me a petrifying fear of rejection. So much so that I make myself miserable because of it. I don’t tell people how I feel, even if they’re giving me signals that they like me like that. Which, by the way, happens you know; Never? I hate the fact that I’m single , but I can’t bring myself to express my feelings to anyone, ever. I can’t even count how many times I’ve wanted to tell someone how I felt, but I seize up & just end up looking like a weirdo. On the insanely rare chance that I do somehow tell someone how I feel, it’s always someone who I have 0 chance with. Now I know what you’re thinking. If I think that way then I definitely won’t get the girl. Well how I think doesn’t really matter when the girl in question is a lesbian, or with someone. >_> Yes, that really is my luck. Oh, & no, I do try to avoid hitting on lesbians & involved people. But, of course I don’t find that out until after I open my big mouth. A toast then! To my big fat mouth! Cheers. I truly regret that I can’t express myself to people I care about. Stupid emotional trauma.
So there it is, my biggest regrets in life.
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who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush
(Source: cineraria, via myaminalcackers)
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Star Trek fan proposing to his girlfriend during their photo with the entire TNG cast
Worth it for the look on Wil Wheaton’s face
It looks like he’s proposing to Wil Wheaton lol
Engaged.
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